DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK, Missed Connections Edition

I saw you at the blood lab in Ronkonkoma - m4w - 41 (ronkonkoma)Date: 2013-1-24, 8:24AM EST

I saw you at the blood lab in Ronkonkoma on Saturday morning.
Hi, I know we were kind of looking at each other big time.
Since I was getting blood tested and we were surrounded by nurses it was difficult for me to say something. Anyway why don't you e mail me. I was the tall handsome one across from the dog posters. I should have just waited for you after we got done.
Thanks, take care
Whaddaya say you give me those blood test results first?

DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK, Missed Connections Edition

you got off at myrtle willoughby - m4w (g bklyn)

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Date: 2013-01-17, 7:45AM EST

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you had red hair and were with a friend.
this was around 7:30 yesterday.
what was I doing?

What were YOU doing? Well let's see...you were definitely making way more eye contact with me and my friend than seemed appropriate, you were reading a book called"Why Cats Paint", and I'm pretty sure, yup, I'm PRET-ty positive you were JERKING OFF. So no need to quiz me, jaghole, it's NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK, Missed Connections Edition

in Friday's - m4w (Midtown West)

Date: 2013-1-05, 12:24PM EST

You were in Fridays.. with your married friend...getting bothered by the drunk annoying asian guy... you seemed to have a great sense of humor about it... I was guy at bar next to him.. would love to meet yo again..lol i promise im not annoying as him

Are you sure YOU weren't the drunk annoying asian guy? (With an Asian twang) "I was guy at bar"? Huh? Huh? And by the way, you douchebags deserve each other for being within 20 feet of Friday's.