Yesterday on the L train, ur friend bit ur boobie - m4w - 24 (East Village)
Date: 2012-12-15, 10:58AM EST
hey it was about 8:30 PM, I was wearing a big furry hat, u were sitting on your friends lap. He bit your boobie, I winked at you all cheeky. You got out on 3rd ave and we kept staring at each other through the window. I kicked myself for not saying hello or getting ur number.....
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Reasons you're a douchebag:
1. You were wearing a big furry hat
2. You winked
3. You use the words boobie and cheeky and you are not a 4 year old British child
And PS. The only reason she was staring at you was to make sure you weren't following her. That was probably her boyfriend. Stop creeping.
